You're _way_ too kind. I was thinking of some way to code up an application so that if someone submits "vx9" wouthout "=", I can send 5 volts back to their USB keyboard and mouse to get their attention. Or, since 5 volts isn't very much, I could very easily code something up that would quickly flash a bunch of bright colors to see which of our "vx9"ers is susceptible to seizures.
Or even better, we could add some gamification to it. Just track who does it, dox them inside of the =VX9= forums, and give points to the member who is best able to "encourage" the abuser to type "=VX9=". Video proof must be provided.